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OMG!!! I am finding this all so exciting! It is better than any installment of any soap opera at the moment. We are not even having to waste money on public votes - the evictions are taking place all by themselves!! Ok, we may not be getting to choose who goes first - my choice was Gordon but I guess that would have spoilt the suspense, the will he, won't he(be a man and do the right thing!) type of build up, I never thought Governments were there to provide so much entertainment but they are totally excelling themselves - how much fun is it watching Prime Ministers question time? The casting is amazing! You go through moments where it's hysterical, then moments where you get so frustrated you want to hit something or someone just to wipe smug little grins off of faces!! Now I'm really not getting violent here, it was just an expression but what was once a dull and very boring programme is now compulsive viewing!

Take last night for instance, I wonder how many times Gordon Brown said that the Conservatives had no policies and going back to one of my previous posts when I said that Gordon the robots programming was stuck - I cannot believe he still has not yet had the right software installed to answer a direct, yes or no question. I actually do believe he is now way more than a day behind in his programming and I really do think that his Labour system has a virus which no form of Nortons will be able to treat!!


So, we started off with a full house, (cabinet), big brother (us) have been watching their behaviour, although as yet we have not heard from the resident psychologist. From the strange looking expressions on most of the house mates faces yesterday during Question Time, they are really not enjoying their experience in the Big Brother House of Parliament! The range of facial expressions were classic, we had the 'I really don't want to be here anymore but it's one of my last chances to be on TV ' look from Jackie Smith, David Milliband smiling the smile of someone who has gone temporarily insane, Hilary Benn and Andy Burnham had the doomy, gloomy looks of absolute misery and resignation (no, they haven't been evicted just yet!) and Jack Straw and Nick Brown were sitting there whispering to each other, didn't they know that whispering is rude and can lead to eviction!
The little cliques have now formed, and where the group started as one big happy family, they have now fallen down the great big fissures of failure.

I have never seen someone so severely ex-communicated from reality - even the oddest big brother contestant has been more in touch with real life (and that really is saying something!). What business is GB actually getting on with? What is he putting into action? Which country is he actually trying to run - it's definitely not this one!



So one by one they are dropping out, evicting themselves so that they are not the last ones staggering around behind Gordon's crumpled shirt tails. What will become of Alistair Darling (and by the way, does he dye his hair white and his eyebrows black or is it the other way round?)? Mr Brown spoke of him in the past tense yesterday as if he had already been evicted - will Mr Flip a House be ousted or will he join the new uprising and do some ousting himself?